Never under estimate the destructive powers of a herd of little boys. Shay left my bedroom (for five seconds! She swears.) with the laptop open and a cup of coffee (with only like half an inch of coffe left! Really! She swears!) So the little boys  bound into the room, like a bunch of baby otters romping together on my bed. Coffee is sprayed everywhere, everywhere I tell you, including all over our laptop. It really is a marvel to behold, actually. I wish I could get paint to cover as well as they got that coffee. If we weren't mourning the loss of the laptop (alas) we could only stand and marvel. The only computer in our house with internet connection. Alas. I am typing this at the library. Feel our woe.